​The 15 Most Annoying Types of People on Facebook

​The 15 Most Annoying Types of People on Facebook


P.S:- The blog post is completely for fun. Any resemblances with real life incidents/issues are coincidental. (
THE PERSON WHO IS “THRILLED TO OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE” HIS IMPORTANT LIFE DECISIONS

We’re happy you landed a great new job. But don’t announce your major life events to us like we’re reporters at your own personal press conference.

‘X is studying at University of Calcutta…bla.bla.’

THE PERSON WHO SHILLS FOR HIS SHITTY PYRAMID SCAM

We didn’t sign up the first, 10th, or 100th time you posted about your overpriced miracle workout shakes. Chances are we’re not interested this time either.

‘Sign up. Hurry!! FAST!!! Every 100th user will get an IPHONE. Please share this too’(
THE BUDDY WHO BLATANTLY FISHES FOR COMPLIMENTS
Getting ‘FATTER’ day by day. Aree yaar, you have a 10 pack. We are not interested if you get fatter or you shrink in size:-D 
THE Friend WHO CHANGES HIS PROFILE PICTURE FOUR TIMES A DAY

Oh, good. For a second there, we forgot what you looked like.

‘X updated her profile picture’

‘X updated her profile picture’

‘X updated her profile picture’

‘X updated her profile picture’
THE person WHO CREATES An issue FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS PROBLEMS

We’ll happily donate to help your sick relative, but we draw the line at paying for your plane ticket to LaGuardia or your dream honeymoon to Goa.

‘Hi, I am X. I have visual problems. Please foreword this message to 100 friends because for every message you foreword I get Rs.10’(

THE SHIT WHO COMPULSIVELY CHECKS IN EVERYWHERE YOU GO

Thanks, human GPS, but we don’t need our bosses to know we went to 11 bars—and fine, McDonald’s—on a Tuesday night.

‘X checked into pub1 with Y and 99 others’

‘A went to disco1 with B and 49 others’
THE STUPID YOU HAVEN’T TALKED TO SINCE FRESHMAN ORIENTATION, BUT STILL LIKES ALL YOUR POSTS

You keep doing’ you, creepy random liker.

‘Happy birthday-LIKE,

‘Won a medal-LIKE’

‘Down with aids- LIKE,’

I mean..How stupid can you be?(
THE INTEREST WALA WHO DEEP DIVES INTO YOUR PHOTOS

We don’t know how you got so far down the rabbit hole that you just liked our photo from July ’08, but kindly climb back up.

‘X liked the post from july 08

Y shared the post from dec 06

Z commented on a post from Jan 04’
THE PERSON WHO HAS NEVER USED GOOGLE BEFORE

“Does anyone know what the weather’s supposed to be like this weekend?”
Does anyone know how will be my day will be today?”
Does anyone know what the best time for honeymoon is?”
THE BUDDY WHO TRIES TOO HARD TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

We appreciate the novel about our shared history. But we’re not going to put in the same effort once your b-day rolls around.

Just give us a courtesy “HBD” and we’ll be fine.

“X commented: It is indeed auspicious to have you with us today(

WE all love you……….bla bla bla…

Happyyyyyyyyyyy birthday”


THE FRiend WHO HAS AN OPINION ABOUT EVERYTHING

. . . But badmouth our favourite candidate, and there’ll be hell to pay.

‘X commented on your status

X replied to your comment on the status

X commented..Commented..And commented’
THE PERSON WHO THREATENS TO QUIT FACEBOOK EVERY WEEK

Don’t do it! You still have so many attention-grabbing ultimatums ahead of you!

‘My exams are coming. I’ll be deactivating Facebook soon’

When soon will arrive, God knows (’
THE ONE who loves her childhood more than him(

Serious question: How the hell do you have all these childhood photos so readily available?

‘My childhood…Yayyyyyy(

When I was 1 year old’
THE GUY WHO USES FACEBOOK EVERY DAY, BUT WHOSE MOST RECENT PHOTO IS CURIOUSLY FROM 2011
How are we supposed to trust someone like that? How? XD

‘X updated his profile picture on 21st July 2011’

NO UPDATES AFTER THAT:-P

THE GUY WHO USES HASHTAGS THAT LEAD TO NOWHERE

Someday, someone else will be “#feelincool.” Today is not that day.

‘X is #lonely #insta #click #riverside #sitting # alone’ (
An addition to the above list……

THE GUY WHO IS STILL USING THE BETA VERSION OF FACEBOOK

 

Ufffffffff..Irritating (

‘FB lite. Yaar it takes 10 minutes to load’
HOPE YOU ENJOYED(

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